The Stocks

The Public Stocks

Welcome to the public stocks, if you like throwing food then your in the right place!!! Do you know someone who would enjoy public humiliation or maybe just a pie in the face..Well if you do then throw em in the stocks, your family, friends or supporters bring 'em all.....hahaha
I would like to say a special THANKYOU to a great bunch of pirates who taught me all I know about the pleasures of food slinging and giving me the inspiration behind this game *BG*
Raise a glass to a fantastic group that go by the name of The Jollyslingers, you know who you are.

This is a capture game with a twist, if you are here because you have been put into the public stocks, a good friend of yours probably thought you deserved it....lol, or maybe your here because you were asked to release a friend or you might just want to SPLAT that friend instead, the decision is yours!!!!
Don't forget that you can check to see how many times you have been splatted and by who....*S*

So have fun and Splat a friend it's just a bit of harmless, gooey, smelly, messy, sticky fun...hehehe
We all would like to go back to our childhood if it was just for five minutes, this is where you get your chance to throw food like you would have loved to have done as a child but were never allowed to, so choose your ammo, take aim and SPLAT!!!!!!

The rules are simple:

1. You cannot capture someone who is already actively in the public stocks.
2. The victim must be released before being readmmitted to the stocks.
3. You can not release someone if you have splatted them.
4. You can only splatter once per item of food, per person.
5. The victim must be released by a third party.
6. HAVE LOTS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!

Capture Someone
Throw em In The Stocks
Splat Or Release
STOCKS 1	STOCKS 2	STOCKS 3
STOCKS 4	STOCKS 5	STOCKS 6

Foodslingers Survive!!!!!!!

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I would get
tomato pips inside my eyes
But I spent so many nights
thinking I won't be here long
what's that pong
it's the squid you brought along
oh no not that
don't hit my face
can't you just throw it at the wall
it'll really brighten up the place
I should not be in the public stocks
I should have made them leave the key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to SPLATTER me

No please don't throw, at me anymore
watch your step now
there's fresh cream cake on the floor
weren't you the one who threw the cakey in my eye
it wasn't crumble
it wasn't lemon meringue pie
Oh no,not pie
I will survive
as long as i know how to eat
I won't be buried alive
I've got all this food to share
I've got squid stuck in my hair
but I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to dodge
the pieces of that strawberry tart
and then remembered the foodfights
and throwing food myself
it used to fly
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
all covered in goo
I'm that chained up little person
splattered with fondu
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect to splatter me
now I'm saving my foodslinging
for someone who slings at me.

No please don't throw, at me anymore
watch your step now
there's fresh cream cake on the floor
weren't you the one who threw the cakey in my eye
it wasn't crumble
it wasn't lemon meringue pie
Oh no,not pie
I will survive
as long as i know how to eat
I won't be buried alive
I've got all this food to share
I've got squid stuck in my hair
but I'll survive
I will survive

Thanks Lydia your a star..........!!!

The Jolly Rogers Ports Of Call