Throw em in
The Public Stocks

Great you have chosen to throw a friend in the stocks where they will be splatted, theres nothing like a bit of public humiliation to cement a relationship, now all you need to do is enter their details below, your name and reason for throwing your victim in the stocks, and as a thankyou bonus and a good will gesture you even get a free splat!!!!
I bet your glad you came aren't you?? Theres nothing like a bit of messy fun to nourish that appetite for our forgotten childhoods.........lol